I pissed off a Japanese bitch

Here is the latest news, hot off the presses. Japan reopened to tourists after two years of lockdown. I went to Japan. And I pissed off a Japanese bitch! All that in more in the latest installment of my sex stories and adventures.

I’ve been through a lot of weird stuff through my long and storied career of meeting women and burying my bone. There was the time the crazy Thai chick tried to violate me. Then the other time the Japanese chick paid me for sex. But this might have been the first time I totally pissed off a bitch to the point that she got up and left the scene.

You’ll notice that I called her a bitch too. Despite being driven largely by the need to bust nuts I could never hate women. So I don’t normally use totally disrespectful terms like this. Except where they are warranted. Like in this case.

Here’s a story, of a not so lovely lady

Once again I found myself in Japan. As I’ve explained before, online dating in Japan sucks. But trying to pick up Japanese chicks in surgical masks during a wave of anti-foreigner sentiment with limited Japanese language skills sucks even more. Trust me, I know!

So I got on Tinder and started swiping. As usual I got a decent amount of matches but few replies. When they did reply the messages were hours apart. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Least of all a guy like me in town for a few weeks. Sp finally I fired up Bumble and had a little more success.

I started talking to this decent looking 33 year old Japanese chick. She wanted to meet over coffee. She suggested Roppongi which is usually a red flag for me. Roppongi is known as the most popular area with foreigners. And it’s also known to attract weirdo chicks who are into foreigners. You know like the reverse version of a weeb. But since I already dropped loads in two pink salons that day I figured I had nothing to lose.

Warning signs

I showed up at the designated meeting place outside the station and froze my balls off for a few minutes until she showed up. She was a couple of minutes late. I was a little agitated. What can I say? I was in Japan, not Thailand.

Anyway we start walking and talking. She immediately pulls out a cigarette and lights it up. Another red flag. First of all smoking is disgusting and a real turn off. Second, it’s considered incredibly rude and often even illegal to smoke on the sidewalks of Tokyo while walking. You’re supposed to do that in the designed smoking zone so as not to interfere with civilized people.

But in person this chick bore a resemblance to the sexy Japanese MILF I fucked. So again I was willing to keep going to see where things would lead. As it turned out they wouldn’t lead anywhere at all.

As we were walking I was trying to stay out of her cloud of toxic fumes. She started talking in a really forward way that is more like what you would expect in American than Tokyo. She started riffing on how foreigners were dying to get back in Japan. Then she started assuming I must be there to enjoy all the awesome Japanese stuff like manga and sushi.

You can’t handle the truth

When I told her I didn’t know or care much about manga she seemed incredulous. When I told her sushi disgusted me she got visibly upset. Then she belted out something like “What do you mean? This is the national food of Japan. You are in Japan!”

I answered honestly and told her again that I found the thought of consuming raw fish disgusting. Then I told her smoking was gross too. Especially from a woman.

At this point she got visibly pissed but somehow thought she was going to dominate me. She was trying to create a dynamic where I was supposed to be grateful that a “real Japanese girl” would give a lowly Japanese-loving foreigner the time of day. Joke was on her though. I have fucked my away around the planet and I’m not caught up in national fandom.

Finally she said something like “Why are you even in Japan?” And I answered honestly that there was no particular reason. I just go from place to place whenever I feel like it. And that’s it.

People always take that one of two ways. Some people think it’s cool and ask me about my seemingly aimless life of constant travel. But others get angry about it for some reason. Probably because they are working their lives away while I gallivant around doing not much of anything, which I guess is pretty understandable.

Well this bitch didn’t understand. She looked totally flabbergasted and said “whatever, let’s go into this sake bar” with a bad attitude. I replied “I don’t like sake either” and laughed.

That was it. She hit the roof and turned beat red. Then she said “you should get out of Japan,” threw her nasty cigarette butt on the ground, and stormed off into the distance.

Not my best date to say the least. But a funny incident and something I will always remember. It’s nothing to get upset about though. Especially in a city with hundreds of sex shops and millions of available women! At least that’s how I feel.

What do you dudes think? Did I blow it? Or did she overreact?

Who’s to blame? You make the call.