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Hitomi Tanaka has retired from porn

Guys, I have some bad news. Hitomi Tanaka has announced her retirement from porn. Although I haven’t jacked a wad of spunk out to her material for quite a while I am nonetheless saddened. First Maria Ozawa

Review of Exotic Massage Bangkok

Now that things are looking more normal in Thailand, there are many options for me to mingle with Thai chicks. Especially in a city like Bangkok which has always had a lot of adult entertainment. Even though

The fake soup shop selling sex in Thailand

Today I am going to tell you about the fake restaurant that is really a brothel. This place is located in northern Thailand. And it is not even unique. There are actually a couple of these joints

A cheap score at a Colombian titty bar

I am not a cheap charlie. I have been known to drop hundreds or even thousands of dollars when the situation calls for it. But I also work on scoring freebies and finding deals too. Even when

The 5 best Colombian porn stars of all time

Colombia is a South American country that is best known for two things. One is the 57 year long Colombian conflict that continues today. The other is cocaine, especially as it involved Pablo Escobar and the Medellin

My sister was a pissmop

Guys, I have a confession to make. My sister was a pissmop. In case you aren’t familiar with that word, let me fill you in. Piss Mops was a internet porn site that was online from 2003

The joy of edging

You may know about the Joy of Painting. But are you aware of the joy of edging? It as just as good at making you feel content and at peace with yourself and the world. It can

Chinese massage parlors in Tokyo

Do you know about Chinese massage parlors in Tokyo? There are tons of the them in the city. They are just what the name would suggest: massage parlors run by Chinese people. Or more precisely Chinese women.

Beer gardens in Cambodia

A beer garden is basically a bar with an outdoor seating area. Well, that’s how it is in most of the world including Germany where the biergarten originated. But things are different in Southeast Asia. Beer gardens

The 5 best Indonesian porn stars ever

Indonesia is the fourth largest country in the world. With over 275 million people the country’s population is only a little smaller than the United States. But the US certainly has more porn stars. It even has

Chicken farm brothels in Cambodia

Chicken farm brothels are cheap knocking shops in Cambodia. These are in and out places where local guys go to blow a load. They’re called chicken farms by a lot of people in English. I don’t really