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The 5 best Cambodian porn sites
There is really no Cambodian porn to speak of, but the story isn’t that simple. For centuries Cambodian women walked around with their tits out. That unfortunately ended when the French showed up with their bullshit version

I just fucked 3 chicks in 2 hours
A couple of days ago I fucked three different Asian chicks in two hours. If you have been reading for a while, know me, or know the areas I hang around, this might not come as any

The 5 best Vietnamese porn stars of all time
Vietnamese women are underrepresented in porn. This is not some kind of PC slogan but a numerical fact. Home to almost 100 million people, Vietnam is the fifteenth biggest country in the world by population. And the

I spent all my stimulus money on hookers
The pandemic hit everyone hard. As an American, my reward for all the pain and suffering came in the form of two direct payments. The first for $1300 came in April 2020. The second for $600 just

I don’t have AIDS
Good news guys! I don’t have AIDS. I don’t have HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, either. How do I know? I went for my semi-annual check up just over a week ago. On Friday, a nurse

I got a happy ending with my friend in the room
Handjob happy endings are widely available across Asia. I have had more than I can count. So they’re not usually that interesting to me. But recently I got one while my female friend was in the room.

The 5 best Japanese porn stars of all time
I love porn. I especially love Japanese porn. Mixing traditional erotic arts going back centuries with modern technology and sexy Japanese women has made the Japanese AV industry famous all around the world. The best Japanese porn

Are cam girls whores?
This is one of those burning questions that keeps me up at night. Are cam girls whores? When the webcam craze first started a lot of people were throwing around the term “cam whore.” They used it

The 5 best Filipina porn stars of all time
Filipinas are famous for their sexuality. After western soldiers started visiting the Philippines back in the day they came home with tails of insatiable little brown fucking machines. That reputation remains even today. Plenty of guys travel

The best erotic massage in Bangkok
I have had hundreds of erotic massages in my life. In fact the number of happy ending massages I’ve had is definitely up over a thousand. I could have bought a house with the money, but I

