My sex stories and adventures Archive

I have had sex with hundreds upon hundreds of women. I’ve paid some of them. Others were “freebies”, scores, fuck buddies, or women I was dating. In case you don’t know, I’ve been living a life of

I have had sex with well over a thousand women at this point in my life. If you count all the women who have sucked my dick but not had the pleasure of riding it, then the

Yesterday I was about half way through one of my regular edging sessions. At that point my left hand was covered in lotion and I had something like 23 browser tabs open. My balls were getting tight

People often ask how I afford my life of constant travel and sex. At the same time, I often wonder how people afford a life of home and car ownership in inflation ridden hellholes like the United

Here is a fun fact about life on earth as a member of the human species: some chicks look better with their clothes on. The reverse is absolutely true too! Some women look a lot better with

On my latest return tour of the mess that has become modern America I ended up banging a very hot college chick in Minnesota. I put in a little bit of effort but I was hardly chasing

I’m going to fill you guys in on an open secret: marriage is for suckers. The risks outweigh the benefits so much at this point that you have to wonder why any man in his right mind

I recently banged a buttaface babe with one of the best bodies I have ever seen in my entire life. If I was an eighteen year old virgin from Iowa that might not mean much. But since

I once fucked a woman with two different sized breasts. Well I’ve actually fucked a ton of chicks who tits were not exactly the same size but I could barely tell. As it turns out breast asymmetry

I have a confession to make. I fucked an ugly old Japanese MILF. Unlike the super sexy Japanese MILF I told you about before, this woman wasn’t very sexy at all. But I would still call her

In the latest of my many successive sexual adventures, I got my cock sucked by a Japanese politician in Tokyo. It happened recently and it was pretty damn good. You don’t have to believe me. I am