My sex stories and adventures Archive

I caught the clap from a prostitute in South Korea. It sucks. I had the whole deal. Drippy dick hole, terrible burning sensation when I had to piss, embarrassing trip to a doctor that specializes in disgusting

Hey guys. Today I am going to tell you about the time I took a beach vacation with 3 prostitutes. They were all hot. We had a great time. And lots of sex was had. All together

A hotel maid grabbed my dick. This was no creepy power play type of stuff either. I respect people who are trying to make a living. And although I am as horny as they come I have

Guys, I have an admission to make. I fucked a Thai granny. I don’t regret it at all. Because even though she had a couple of grey cunt hairs, she had a curvy full body. And she

A flight attendant’s friend got me laid in Bangkok. I was just minding my business in the airport when she told me that her friend liked me. I saw the friend who looked shy but laughed. So

I just fucked another Japanese MILF. Well, she wasn’t really a MILF in the technical sense because she never had a baby. But she was in her forties. So it would probably be more accurate to describe

The west just keeps on getting weirder and weirder. Now we have a whole generation of people who go out of their way to judge their own actions in the fear that somebody, somewhere might potentially be

Here’s another tale from the From the Mixed-Up Files of Mr Lorenzo Enz about the time I fucked a German hooker in Thailand. You probably wouldn’t expect to find a German prostitute in the land of smiles.

Cambodia has turned into a sort of sexual hot spot for me over the last few years year. First I screwed that Vietnamese chick doing the temple tour. Then I fucked that Thai chick in Siem Reap.

I got massaged by two Thai ex convicts. These women were fresh out of prison but as friendly as could be. I guess that’s why they call this place the land of smiles! As it turns out,

It’s always strange when worlds collide. That’s what happened when I boned a Thai chick in Cambodia. I never really did figure out the deal with this chick. But she let me fuck her hole raw and