Review of Toro in Bangkok

What do you do if you are in the mood for a Japanese massage but you’re not in Japan? If you’re me, you head over to the new Toro massage parlor on Soi 33 in Bangkok. I’ve heard a lot about this place so I wanted to check it out in person. I am glad I did.

If you’ve ever read this site before than you probably know that I am a huge fan of three things. Well, I actually enjoy many things from herbal tea to big round butts. But for the purposes of this article lets focus on three of my favorites. In no particular order they are:

1. Japan
2. Nuru massage
3. Thai chicks

As it turns out, I was able to satisfy my cravings for all three of these things simply by visiting the one Toro massage shop in Bangkok. How, you ask? Well let me tell you. This place is set up just like a Japanese business. They even do Japanese nuru massage with real nuru gel and mats. But the chicks working inside are Thai. See how easy that was!

In actuality, I think that this model is one of the best around. Here’s why. First of all, they do full service. Most places in Japanese forbid anything more than oral and handjobs. Second, it is a lot cheaper than any place in Japan. Seriously, you can get a session here for as little as 2200 Baht. That’s just over sixty bucks American!

All about Toro massage in Bangkok

Toro sounds like a steakhouse, doesn’t it? I am pretty sure I went to an Argentinian restaurant with the same name once. Though I might actually be confusing that with El Gaucho on Soi 19. Whatever. All you need to know is that Toro is a full service nuru massage parlor.

It is easy to find right on Sukhumvit Soi 33. That’s the same street that is home to great businesses like Dozo Massage, Vovo BJ bar, and the always incredible S45 Plastic Surgery Clinic.

Anyway, Toro is right on the main street when you’re coming from Sukhumvit. You can get there in a couple of minutes when you travel on foot. That’s what I do anyway. And after I’m done with my massage, I stop in the 7 Eleven right next door and get a Pocari Sweat to replenish my fluids. For some reason those are cheaper in Thailand than Japan too.

Believe me when I say I did need to refill my liquids after going to Toro. The body to body slide alone got me salivating. But once the chick rubbered me up and went Asian cowgirl I was quickly left a couple of pints low on salty substances. I’m surprised the jimmy hat could hold it!

What’s so great about Toro?

There are so many happy ending massage places in Bangkok now. You would have to retire from regular life to sample them all. I gave up on the rat race way back at the age of 19. And I have been traveling and screwing every day since. But even I have a tough time keeping up with all the new developments in Thailand’s best and biggest city.

So what brought me into Toro? Truth be told, it was the word on the street. I heard there was a hot new place and I had to check it out. I wasn’t expecting a lot. Just another nuru shop. But immediately I was struck by several things: the layout, how clean it was, how professional the mama san was, how good the chicks looked, and how much I enjoyed the nuru service. All of that there motivated me to make sure I return in the future.

Then there are the babes doing the massages. Ultimately this is what it’s all about. I love great massage as much as anyone. But if an old hag is doing it, you’re not going to be able to fully enjoy. Here at Toro I had my choice from a whole lineup of hotties. There were bright smiling faces and sexy bodies all around. I was especially impressed by all the long legs I saw. That’s not very common in Thailand.

To e honest though Thai women are an intimate and feminine bunch overall. The main reason I love Thailand is due to the presence of Thai chicks. The ladies working at Toro are a really good example of what keeps me smiling in the land of smiles. They look good from every angle. Especially when bent over doggy on the nuru mattress!

How much does it all cost?

Right about now you are probably wondering how much a visit to Toro costs. You ought to know that a top tier full service massage with all the fixings isn’t going to be cheap. Then again, it depends what you are comparing. Apples and oranges as they say. In a place like America, $100 might just barely get you a decent meal at a nice restaurant. It certainly wouldn’t get your balls drained by a dripping wet Asian chick.

Well one hundred American dollars is the equivalent of just about 3600 Baht. At Toro, 3600 Baht gets you 60 minutes of nuru massage. That includes everything. So basically you could choose between having a mediocre meal that you will crap out the next day. Or you could drop a load with a 23 year old Thai chick on an inflatable mat. I do like to eat out, but the choice for me is obvious.

Of course you could spend more or less depending on what you are seeking. Believe me. You’re talking to a guy who has grabbed 200 Baht blowjobs in the forest one day and dropped $1000 in Macau sex saunas a few days later. I have been around. For me the beauty of nuru massage is that it feels so good. When you’re both covered in the slippery sauce you can’t even tell you’re wearing a sheath on your shaft. I couldn’t put a price on something as wonderful as that.

But the people who run these kinds of places do. And at Toro they’re pretty fair with the rates. There’s a no nuru quicky option for just 2200 Baht. On the other end of the scale you could splurge on a full “set meal” for 5000 Baht. That gets you a handy and full service from a chick in a uniform. She’ll even put on a sexy dance you in between the 2 loads you blow. Variety is the spice of life and this wide variety of options is going to keep me coming back to Toro. So if you see me in the lobby, be sure to say hello.