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A review of every pink salon in Tokyo

Pink salons are the Japanese version of blowjob bars. These are places where you can buy a blowjob. The best thing about them is that they are totally legal and regulated in Japan. The were created to

Compensated Dating in Japan

As you probably already know, Japan is filled with sex stores of all kinds. I’ve already told you about some of the types of places around the country like pink salons where women suck cock on demand

How I save money by traveling constantly

People often ask how I afford my life of constant travel and sex. At the same time, I often wonder how people afford a life of home and car ownership in inflation ridden hellholes like the United

The best Spanish porn stars of all time

Spain is a hotbed of porn production. With plenty of hot women and a national hero like Torbe running the world-renown Puta Locura porn site out of the country, it is easy to see why. Latinas have

Some chicks look better with their clothes on

Here is a fun fact about life on earth as a member of the human species: some chicks look better with their clothes on. The reverse is absolutely true too! Some women look a lot better with

Who cares about Mia Khalifa?

Mia Khalifa is one of the least interesting people on earth. I couldn’t care less about her. Yet the run of the mill porn star keeps turning up in the news. I don’t want to know anything

Has porn finally gone too far?

There is no question that porn is now more popular and accessible than it has ever been before. Sure porn has been around since man learned how to draw his first dick and titties. We went through

I fucked a college chick in Minnesota

On my latest return tour of the mess that has become modern America I ended up banging a very hot college chick in Minnesota. I put in a little bit of effort but I was hardly chasing

An ugly junkie got rich doing porn

Things keep getting weirder and worse. If you’ve taken a serious look around recently then you probably know what I mean. What’s next? In the latest abomination to come across my news feed, an ass ugly drug

The best thicc porn stars of all time

Thicc porn stars have the kind of special bodies that really set them apart from everyone else. Marilyn Monroe became world famous based on her curves and sluttiness. The same could be said of these amazing women

Marriage is for suckers

I’m going to fill you guys in on an open secret: marriage is for suckers. The risks outweigh the benefits so much at this point that you have to wonder why any man in his right mind