My sex stories and adventures Archive

I fucked the Cambodian massage lady

Do you remember when I told you about the time I got a happy ending with my friend in the room? Well several months later I went back to that same place and ended up fucking the

A simple pill might prevent STIs

There is a growing body of evidence that suggests taking a simple pill immediately after sex might prevent sexually transmitted infections. The pill is an antibiotic called doxycycline, which is widely available and cheap in most parts

I could never hate women

You could accuse me of a lot of things. But hating women isn’t one of them. Some people with more time than sense try to tie things like prostitution, porn and picking up chicks to misogyny. Now

My 5 rules for getting lots of pussy

I have had sex with hundreds upon hundreds of women. I’ve paid some of them. Others were “freebies”, scores, fuck buddies, or women I was dating. In case you don’t know, I’ve been living a life of

The hottest white chick I’ve ever screwed

I have had sex with well over a thousand women at this point in my life. If you count all the women who have sucked my dick but not had the pleasure of riding it, then the

I saw a porn starring a chick who blew me

Yesterday I was about half way through one of my regular edging sessions. At that point my left hand was covered in lotion and I had something like 23 browser tabs open. My balls were getting tight

How I save money by traveling constantly

People often ask how I afford my life of constant travel and sex. At the same time, I often wonder how people afford a life of home and car ownership in inflation ridden hellholes like the United

Some chicks look better with their clothes on

Here is a fun fact about life on earth as a member of the human species: some chicks look better with their clothes on. The reverse is absolutely true too! Some women look a lot better with

I fucked a college chick in Minnesota

On my latest return tour of the mess that has become modern America I ended up banging a very hot college chick in Minnesota. I put in a little bit of effort but I was hardly chasing

Marriage is for suckers

I’m going to fill you guys in on an open secret: marriage is for suckers. The risks outweigh the benefits so much at this point that you have to wonder why any man in his right mind

I boned a butterface with an incredible body

I recently banged a buttaface babe with one of the best bodies I have ever seen in my entire life. If I was an eighteen year old virgin from Iowa that might not mean much. But since