Not too long ago I was on my way to a cheap brothel in Colombia. I took an Uber and had him drop me off when we got to the address. Not right at the door but
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Every asshole is different
There is an age old saying. “Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink.” But this phrase is wrong in more ways than one. Some people aren’t even smart enough to come up with

I screwed a cute Lao chick
I recently had sex with a very cute Lao chick. This went down in Vientiane and it was the highlight of my visit there. I hadn’t been to Laos in years. Mainly because I saw no reason

Review of Aya Massage in Bangkok
Aya Massage is a luxury erotic massage parlor in Bangkok. All the low rent basic facilities around don’t even hold a candle to the place. It’s a fantastically nice establishment with full service right on the menu.

Review of Daisy Dream in Bangkok
Daisy Dream is an upscale nuru massage parlor in Bangkok. Although the place is pretty posh it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to visit. So it offers a lot of value. Every time I go

I fucked a Thai go go dancer for free
Some guys will tell you that Thai women are hardcore gold diggers who are all about money. The truth is that Thai chicks are humans like me and you. Some are greedy and some are not. I

The 6 best cosplay porn stars
Cosplay is a Japanese term that has entered the English language. Cosplay is short for “costume play.” It basically means people dressing up in costume, typically to portray some fantasy character. Porn is short for “pornography.” It’s

Most celebrity women are not that hot
Here’s another not-so-obvious fact gathered on Big Enzo’s truth tour. Most celebrity women are not hot. Millions of people may be obsessed with them. They may even elevate some of them to the status of a modern

I fucked the Cambodian massage lady
Do you remember when I told you about the time I got a happy ending with my friend in the room? Well several months later I went back to that same place and ended up fucking the

A simple pill might prevent STIs
There is a growing body of evidence that suggests taking a simple pill immediately after sex might prevent sexually transmitted infections. The pill is an antibiotic called doxycycline, which is widely available and cheap in most parts

The 5 best Taiwanese porn sites
Making a list of the best Taiwanese porn sites isn’t as easy as it might sound. A good amount of porn comes out Taiwan but most of it is produced for Chinese-speaking audiences. A lot of people

