The 5 best European porn websites

European porn is significant. Some of the oldest porn we can find anywhere in the world comes from the walls of Pompeii. Alongside age-old ads for paid pussy eating and professional blowjobs stands pictures of people having all sorts of sex.

Eugène Pirou of France started filming porn soon after the invention of film. Later Denmark was one of the first countries in the world to legalize the production and display of porn. Lots of European porn has been recorded and released since. And much of that ended up on various internet websites.

So of course European porn is a lot easier to find than adult videos from Vietnam! After all, European dudes like Rocco Siffredi are some of the most popular and prolific porn stars in the world. But it’s not like Bing is displaying popular Slovenian hardcore on its homepage.

So I decided to make a list of the best European porn websites. That will allow you to quench your thirst for Euro porn without wasting time digging through all the tube sites and getting sidetracked into unrelated searches. The last time I looked for European lesbians on PornHub I ended up watching a thicc African chick fuck two guys with cocks with the length of oak trees.

Why Euro porn?

I love women of all sorts. I have had sex with nearly a thousand women. My dick has been in even more mouths than that. I have enjoyed the company of 19 year old Thai chicks, Japanese MILFs, chubby 20-somethings from middle America, African prostitutes, Czech chicks and lots in between!

European women can be some of the hottest around. At the very least they tend to be some of the most sexually liberal. That’s how Europe ended up legalizing porn first. And how so many European chicks ended up in porn. The numbers have only increased since the wall came down in 1991.

The fact that there are so many hot and liberal minded women in Europe is why it is possible to get porn star level pussy in the continent for a mere $50. Even cheaper than that is a membership to a German porn site. Hell, for the price of a short FKK fuck you could join a couple of these sites for several months. In terms of dollar to number of loads shot the value is obviously higher with porn.

Sure you can find plenty of totally free to watch Euro porn too. Some of it is even available on this list. If you don’t mind beating off to short clips cut off by annoying ads that is certainly an option. I personally value the personal time I spend with my cock and balls. So I invest in the erotic arts I love and admire!

1. Euro Sex Diary

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The world famous John Tron from Asian Sex Diary has fucked even more women than me. He proves it by recording the sex and posting it on his site. One can’t help be envious of the dude. He’s obviously living his best life. Especially when he fucks Thai twin sisters and adult mom and daughter teams.

Then again the global shutdown of recent years had to put a pinch on his travels and work. He still updates Asian Sex Diary but it has to be tough. No wonder he started a new site called Euro Sex Diary in the meantime! There he posts videos of his sexual excursions with chicks from all over the continent and even out into the hinterland of the Eurasian Steppe!

A lot of the chicks he fucks on this site look oddly familiar. I swear I have seen at least some of these chicks in Austrian sex saunas or at least Czech red light spots like Showpark Davinci. Of course I could be wrong, but my point remains. Jacking off to hot pale chicks at Euro Sex Diary is a lot more convenient and cheap than hunting down Russian prostitutes in Asia. Trust me, I have done both!

2. German Goo Girls

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German Goo Girls is run by a dude who goes by the name of John Thompson. He studied psychology in Germany. Maybe that is where he learned about the deep human desires for sex. He films the down and dirty stuff including plenty of cum shots and hardcore bukkake. With this he taps into our primordial need to compete in sperm wars. Either that or he just knows how to find sexually adventurous European chicks and record them getting coated in spunk.

John Thompson is the best and most legendary European producer in the history of porn. You can take my word for that. But if you don’t want to listen to me just look at the results of his work. His stuff has simultaneously become the most popular porn in some countries while being totally banned in others.

The funniest thing about the gangbangs and bukkakes on GGG to me is that they are a lot like what any guy who visits a flat rate sex club in Europe experiences. They’re basically hyped up sex saunas without the buffets. They charge a cover fee for unlimited sex. Dudes line up for chicks inside who get gangbanged by all the customers for a set amount of cash. It’s a crazy experience. German Goo Girl vides come pretty close to capturing the feeling on film.

3. Spermastudio

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John Thompson is the godfather or hardcore European porn. Yet Spermastudio took the idea and ran with it. What they ended up with is one of the best examples of a porn studio to be found anywhere in the world. They even give America’s famous Kink a run for its money.

Spermastudio is all about chicks getting fucked by huge groups of guys. The guys then unload on and inside of the chicks. Facials, creampies and sloppy seconds abound. Hey, they don’t call it “sperma” studio for nothing!

The chicks are a mix of hard edge sauna chicks who have been fucking guys for 50 Euros a pop for years and amateur women and even wives who just want to experience a round of group sex. My personal favorite scenes feature Thai women who did single scenes then disappeared from the public eye. I guess they wanted to get filled up on film at least once. After they left dripping love juice they retired into a satisfied life of privacy. Lucky for us it has all been recorded so we can watch and wank until the cows come home.

4. My Dirty Hobby

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Europe is an old continent with human history going back eons. At the same time it always seem to be a little behind countries like America and Japan in a lot of things. When it comes to creature comforts, Europe can even resemble a third world country. The first time I visited Europe I was shocked to check into a four star hotel only to find a room without an air conditioner. Some of the internet stuff out of Europe also looks old. But that is not necessarily a bad thing.

One example is porn. My Dirty Hobby is said to be the biggest user generated porn site in all of Europe. Whereas Americans or even Japanese perverts might dump their homemade porn on a site like Xvideos, Europeans are more likely to post it to My Dirty Hobby. Since people actually pay to watch the porn on My Dirty Hobby the amateur smut producers can make money. So it’s a win for everyone.

A lot of people think it’s crazy to pay for internet porn at all in this day and age. The young coomers amongst us grew up with an unlimited supply of free internet porn. They see no reason to spend money just to blow a load. I am a bit older. I was there when finding porn involved brown paper bags or digging in bushes behind shady adult superstores on the side of the highway.

Most of the porn I watch today is free. But I don’t mind paying for access to the good stuff. The main reason is that I can get down to business with the porn I want to see. I don’t have to sit through spammy advertisements and bullshit commercials about MILFs in my area who want to fuck. When I want to see amateur Euro porn I go to My Dirty Hobby and log in to my paid account. So what?

5. Chaturbate

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Chaturbate is the best and biggest sex cam site in the world. People from every country on earth go there to watch chicks and couples get naked and use their bodies to make money. Most of them take their clothes off in the public chat rooms. So anyone can go to the site and look at the models without dropping a dollar.

At the same time spending some money to tip performers allows you to get in on the action. Some will only take requests if you spend a buck or two. So if you want to see that hot blonde bend over and touch her toes while screaming out your neighbor’s name you might have to break out the credit card. Otherwise you can just kick back and enjoy the show.

It seems like every time I log in to check out the chicks on Chaturbate the majority of them are European. Sure you get some Americans, some Asians, and a good amount of Colombians. But a good amount of the models on the site these days hail from European hot chick havens like Russia, Ukraine, Hungary, Romania and Czechia.

The Euro chicks I see on Chaturbate are all without exception hot too. That is quite refreshing considering the state of what women look like in much of the western world today. If you’re tired of seeing chunky chicks with purple hair and bad attitudes you can always drop in on a sexy Euro model in Chaturbate and get your rocks off. For that reason I have to include Chaturbate on this list.

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