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A flight attendant’s friend got me laid in Bangkok. I was just minding my business in the airport when she told me that her friend liked me. I saw the friend who looked shy but laughed. So

I just fucked another Japanese MILF. Well, she wasn’t really a MILF in the technical sense because she never had a baby. But she was in her forties. So it would probably be more accurate to describe

The west just keeps on getting weirder and weirder. Now we have a whole generation of people who go out of their way to judge their own actions in the fear that somebody, somewhere might potentially be

Here’s another tale from the From the Mixed-Up Files of Mr Lorenzo Enz about the time I fucked a German hooker in Thailand. You probably wouldn’t expect to find a German prostitute in the land of smiles.

While human beings have needs that they fulfill throughout their life, some needs require satisfaction. One of them is sexual desires that many don’t like to talk about. However, advancements in technology have changed the way people

Cambodia has turned into a sort of sexual hot spot for me over the last few years year. First I screwed that Vietnamese chick doing the temple tour. Then I fucked that Thai chick in Siem Reap.

Guys, you don’t have to be ashamed to use sex toys. Women have been getting themselves over with various vegetables and other apparatuses since at least the stone age. So why is it that some dudes even

I got massaged by two Thai ex convicts. These women were fresh out of prison but as friendly as could be. I guess that’s why they call this place the land of smiles! As it turns out,

The morning after pill is one of the greatest advances in modern medicine. These emergency contraceptive pills can keep a woman from getting pregnant even if they just got creampied. Single motherhood and fatherless children are sad

My name is Lorenzo. Friends call me Enzo. I have an announcement to make: I like to watch Asian girls masturbate. I don’t care who knows it. Though that’s a lot easier to say as an anonymous

The cat is out of the bag. Rumors of Thai BJ bars have spread all over the world. Guys want to know about these places. Where they are, what they are, if they are even real. Pattaya